supervillain

March 30th, 2005 by

I think my problem is that if I were a supervillain, my greatest weakness would be that everytime I came up with some awesomely sweet diabolical plan, I would end up sitting around the whole time thinking how awesomely sweet my diabolical plan was…. Hence, all the dumb superheroes would have nothing to worry about.

Damn..

-akds

14 Responses to “supervillain”

  1. yasmine Says:

    Me, I think my problem is I’m still trying to figure out why, whenever you update with a new post, you take down your previous one.

    Also, thanks for the laugh, dude. I’m totally imagining you lounging around with this gleefully evil grin on your face, waving your fingers in the air like Dr. Evil does (he does, right, doesn’t he? or who am I thinking of?) and drawling, “Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet…” in this really sneaky snaky sinister manner. Hilarious, dude.

  2. baptizedlucifer Says:

    i think ive found my evil twin

  3. Sanchez Says:

    You know, you’re the reason why all evil bad guys start to soliloquize (is that a word?) every time they’re finally about to fry the good guy with the death ray. And you know that’s when they always escape. You need to stick to being a pirate. I like your ship idea bestest.

  4. chocoholic Says:

    suhveeeeeeeeet! ;)

  5. Khurram Farooq Says:

    Man! Am I think or what? I finally realised who the guy Abez married is… :) You’re one lucky guy Waleed! I hope you and her have a lifetime of happiness ahead, and may you have everything good in life, inshaAllah. Have a fun and good married life :)

  6. Khurram Farooq Says:

    “Man! Am I think or what?”

    I meant:

    “Man! Am I thick or what?”

    :P

  7. fathima Says:

    and you could say it like he kid in Home Alone, replete with facial expressions: sweeeeet.
    (ps: i think you should patent this before some potential superhero wanders onto this site and because of your entry disovers his/her true calling and then runs around yelling sweeeeeeet all the time while jumping of empire state buildings and diving into raging fires.)

  8. ushi Says:

    yeah like the evil monkey mojo jojo who always end up being thanked for planing something so ingenuous and sweet that he ends up crying

  9. syd Says:

    my vote is that you will create it unknowingly b/c its going to be something to do w/ comp bio and you’ll test it on yourself and wife, and maybe your close couple friends. wait.. maybe i’m commenting on the wrong post ;)

  10. fathima Says:

    hello?
    *echo echo*

  11. chocoholic Says:

    Dude. Why do you always delete your old posts?

  12. akds Says:

    Syd: Hehe yes I think you’re combining the last post with this. And I don’t think I’m crazy enough to try something like that … at least not at the moment.

    Ushi: Waleed actually gets the dubious prize of being the person who introduced Power Puff Girls to me. All mojo jojo related comments will be forwarded to him for a reply. =)

    Fatimah: Yeah but if you really wanted to make it Home Alone-esque, my “Awesomely Sweet Plan” (TM) would have to include heating a door knob and setting traps around my home (for some reason) and then a few years later, I would have to fade away from the public eye.. and are you sure you’re not confusing “superheroes” with king kong (the jumping over fire and climbing the empire state) heh

    baptizedlucifer: hah your evil twin? Btw the imagery I get from your handle is from this Simpsons episode where homer inadvertently gets baptized when he’s trying to save bart from being baptized by flanders.

    yasmine/chocoholic: It’s because when I was young I wanted to be either a misunderstood artist or a tortured writer. I’m working on tortured writer at the moment. =)

    Sanchez: The ship is currently in the ship yard getting a new paint job. Apparently, the blue paint they used was water-soluble.

  13. Sanchez Says:

    Dude, you did it again! You posted a blog and then took it down, what gives!

  14. syd Says:

    leave your posts up! i was kidding!!! ugh

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