Apple G

November 28th, 2004 by

I’m at work and they just placed a giant platter filled with rich deep red, flares of yellow orange red and distinct shades of green apples. It’s for all to eat. Why apples, why at 10:30AM, why 4 feet away from me, I don’t know. I’m new here.

But green apples have always been my favourite kind. They’re the most honest fruit out there. Bitter, sweet, delicious, juicy, crunchy, tough, delicate and with parts not edible, these apples reflect more of life then any other fruit I know.

Also, they’re great for throwing at/to siblings.
Honesty. It’s important stuff man.

18 Responses to “Apple G”

  1. najm Says:

    I like green apples cuz they’re sour. Just like me! Hehehe.

  2. Bushra Says:

    I like the big, red crisp and crunchy ones.. mmmmmmmm… thanks for reminding us, let me go make apple crumble!

  3. akds Says:

    I like the powerbook apples.. those are sweet. Oh wait .. we were talking about fruits?

  4. Anjum Says:

    throwing APPLES at siblings?! dude, they would do serious damage! I’d understand maybe throwing balls of socks (*ahem* not that I’ve done that lately..), but apples?

    as my parents used to say to us.. why don’t I just give you two a couple of bricks!

  5. fathima Says:

    I don’t know, man .. I would never throw my apple at anyone – if i had one. I wouldn’t throw it. Period.
    But my mom sold her soul to Microsoft.

    And oh. Salted. All the way.

  6. Bushra Says:

    vat?

  7. noodlez Says:

    no sour apples for me.. i like the red uns..

    but akds, dude, you’re kiddin right? those apples suck, regardless of color. =P

  8. chocoholic Says:

    Dude. I just baked and ate NINE choc chip cookies (for breakfast). Boy…after reading your post do I feel sick. lol.

  9. fathima Says:

    oh oh: The Green Apple

  10. hemlock Says:

    blah! are you back in out-of-pakistan-land again? i sent you a text the other day. figured :p
    btw mr, im rather offended by your comment about karachi being nicer than lahore. lahore has BETTER roads than khi, and that’s a given, simply cuz khi has so many roads you cannot possibly repair them all.
    also, lahore has less pollution (industial and otherwise), lesser people, and better architechture.
    AND we have history :p
    all you guys got is a polluted sea. blah!

  11. yasmine Says:

    Seriously, I agree, green apples are the way to go. Good job, Waleed, I’m proud.

  12. yasmine Says:

    your blog hates me and won’t allow me to post comments. what IS this.

  13. yasmine Says:

    Man, Waleed, your comment box hates me, I swear. Everytime I come by and try to post a comment, it never shows up. My opinion is valid too, I promise! Anyway, green apples ARE the best. Good job, I’m proud.

  14. Bushra Says:

    I havent been to Lahore. Leave me out :-D but im sure lhr is better. karachi, man, is smog

  15. yasmine Says:

    Have I mentioned lately how much your comment box hates me? Only like a dozen times. Waleed, tell your blog it’s illegal to censor my comments like that.

  16. knicq Says:

    I dunno about apples Waleed. I am a mango man myself.

    And hemmie, you Lahoris with your better roads, and those Karachiites with so many of their roads, AND the ports, still go t nothing if you haven’t got the poollution free air of our Mirpur AJK.

    Though Lahore has my PCBA, and Karachi has the sea-port where the vessels of my favorite employer make a call – nothing beats the city with one long road winding through it all…*gets all teary eyed remembering one of the only two round abouts in his city.*

  17. yasmine Says:

    Waleed, have I mentioned lately how your weblog always censors my comments? YEAH.

  18. imad Says:

    I used to be a big fan of Granny Smith apples (to which I believe you refer), but that was many years ago. Nowadays, I stick with Fujis.

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