the many Any.2

August 30th, 2004 by

The brilliant things you honestly wish you knew about the nomad:

-I once played a penguin in a play. Fortunately, it also involved snowmen.

-In 8th grade, I over excessively used the phrase ‘Depends’ to answer almost every question asked of me. I still threaten myself to start using that unless I start behaving.

-When I was a toddler, I tried convincing my parents to throw my baby brother in the trash. They declined, politely.

-My glasses are made half out of actual real wood.

-I’m lousy at doodling on paper but brilliant at air doodling. My works are currently on display in air in various different cities.

-I’m an excellent good excellent conversationalist. I spiks goodd.

-I’m the family bookworm. Officially.

-The answer to everything is 42 (10 points to those who get this one).

-I don’t own a comb or a brush. I haven’t for years now.

-I gel my hair slightly and have a beard. People look at me and I look right back at them. It’s easy. I have the hair to prove it.

-Most of my blog entries get written when I’m utterly exhausted. I just wonder what will happen the day I start writing more attentively. Chances are that I’ll write something instead of creating random many Any’s.

-I own as many Pakistani clothing as I do Malaysian clothing.

-I rarely wear either.

-It is with great restrain that I don’t burst into French at times. Somethings just require exclaiming in French.

-I have a habit of touching the noses of little children as I pass them by.

-Given the choice, I would choose little people (children) over bigger people anyday.

-I still feel lousy for not writing an actual blog entry and cheating this way.

-It’s ok to be not ok at times. But it’s not ok to not want to be ok at any time.

Trust me on the last one.

7 Responses to “the many Any.2”

  1. akds Says:

    I thought the answer to everything was “bling bling”

  2. Anju Says:

    Go ahead, exclaim in French! If nothing else, people will be surprised. They’d have to be if they saw a former penguin current bookworm with slightly gelled hair and a beard exclaiming in French.

    I sometimes feel the same way– randomly I will want to complete my half-spoken sentence in French, or begin it in Urdu and end it in English, or try to think of a word in Arabic but be able to only remember it in French. My mind is clearly jumbled up.

  3. Riaz Says:

    The answer to 42 is H2GT2G

  4. hemlock Says:

    brilliant thyngs you wish you knew about the great hemlock:
    1) she cant spell to well… (practicely???!!! didnt i mean practically?)
    2) she is going to islamabad today (inshallah) to meet up with marvy momma again.
    mu.ha.ha.ha.

  5. Monkey Says:

    so wee wee mamun, when are you coming over to play with my cute little nosey?

  6. Bushra Says:

    I need my wireless hub. :(

  7. sal Says:

    salaams. air doodling, eh? cool. little children are nice to look at and thats about it. you dont wanna get too involved cause their pranks are never funny to me.

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