Dangerous chicken

January 30th, 2004 by

This is my worklife, honestly.
A man came up to me, a co-worker and goes as such:

Man: “Do you live by yourself?”
Me: thinking: Does he want to give me a new room-mate? I hope not, I have enough as it is “No, I live with my brother”
Man: “Oh I see”
*pause*
Man: “Do you eat out or cook at home?”
Me: “Mostly cook at home I guess”
Man: “Do you want chicken? Whole chicken? To cook?”

And then proceeded to give me two free whole raw zabiha chickens from this farm. Alhamdulilah.
At most offices, you get free coffee. At mine, apparently you get a little more then your contract summarized.

I just can’t wait for next week!

13 Responses to “Dangerous chicken”

  1. yasmine Says:

    hahaha I like the “terrorist chicken laundering” story. But alhamdulillah indeed.

  2. Anju Says:

    hehe. you cannot go wrong when you get free zabiha chicken at work.

  3. Jaded Says:

    Aww alhamdulilah @ the free chickies! :)

    Maybe you’ll get a lamb next week :D

    This your new job? You like it so far?

  4. Waleed Says:

    Is recieving chicken for free my new job?
    No. It’s just a small part of it.

    The rest of it entails working in an amazing muslim organization, designing courses for them to help better intellectually educate the community, near and far, through face-to-face and online courses.

    I’m their intern/superhero sidekick/coffee addict.

    We are looking for a superhero, preferrably with awra covered properly. To apply, please schedule interviews with Sister Owl.

  5. phathima Says:

    you work with OWL?

  6. Waleed Says:

    No, I don’t work with Owl I just assign her work randomly. =)

  7. Owl Says:

    Whahuuuh? Reading these whack comments totally sent all thought out of my head. So I get to interview superheros? W00T!

    And the only thing I get at my office is really icky coffee, made by me, and occassionally bowls of mithai that my coworkers actually expect me to polish off. They always seem dissapointed when I can’t reasonably dent them. *dies*

  8. FM Says:

    salams nice blog you have here

  9. shaheen Says:

    Wow coolness!! MashaAllah. What organization would this be?
    and Owl, I found it hilarious that you said WOOT. hehehe nicely done. :P

    and HEY!!! EID MUBARAK EVERYONE! woohooo!!!!

  10. phathima Says:

    no man owls go whoooooooo whoooo woooo
    no T man :P
    eid saeed all

  11. shaheen Says:

    It’s Ta Marboota..

    khehee, alright alright I’ll stop with the cheesy jokes

  12. Owl Says:

    Hows about I just go WHEEEEEEEE! And GREAT GOOGLIE MOOGLIE!

    And lol Shaheen, that’s such a Muzlamic joke… …. ta marboota…..heh heh

  13. yasmine Says:

    The “Dangerous Chicken” title makes me think of the movie “Chicken Run,” for some reason, which, incidentally, I’ve never seen.

    Have a beautiful Eid, Waleed!
    (Hey, that rhymed.)

Leave a Reply