half past nomad

Most definitely the best way to keep a friend waiting on the phone whilst you dash about is this:
- Place receiver down
- Dash madly about place.
- Whilst dashing, keep yelling reassurances to your phone. super loudly.
- Some examples are:
1) “I found it!”
2) “I’m almost there!”
3) “holy !#!%!#% I friggin’ stubbed my ##%$&*! toe you damn #!%^!@ footstool”
4) “Please oh please Waleed don’t hangup on me I promise it’s worth it!”

And i’ll just sit there, chuckling to myself as you leap over furniture and obstacles and pets and pro’lly your wife too, to save your laptop from dying out because you forgot to plug it in.

- Finally, pick up receiver and resume absolute normal conversation.

note: i’m not responsible for any consequences for use of this method at work, despite my constant daring and egging you to do this mostly at work.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 24th, 2003 at 9:54 pm and is filed under General Lee.